• Me:

    Hey, I like your shirt.

  • Them:

    Thanks, I got it for seventy dollars at a department store.

  • Me:

    Really? Because for seventy dollars at Burlington, I got the same shirt, three lamps, cashmere underwear, a golden retriever and two puerto rican children

Source: y0unngfavorites
Notes: 247891 12/31/12 — 11:41am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZophgwadDWo3
Me
  • Apocalypse 2012:

    I was on Tumblr.

  • Christmas 2012:

    I was on Tumblr.

  • New Year's Eve 2012:

    I will probably be on Tumblr.

  • Valentine's Day 2013:

    100% sure I'll be on Tumblr.

Source: s-exhilarate
Notes: 143850 12/31/12 — 11:37am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZophgwadCf3d
Merp. #Me

Merp. #Me

High-res Notes: 1 12/28/12 — 11:55am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZophgwaNPE9N
melsxo: Lmao tf !

melsxo:

Lmao tf !

Source: thingswilllookup
Notes: 8149 7/17/12 — 9:37am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZophgwPXX013
Source: hkangela
Notes: 3685 7/17/12 — 9:36am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZophgwPXWqj0
c0caino:  by fieldguided

c0caino:

 by fieldguided

Source: zombiegotham
High-res Notes: 12002 7/17/12 — 9:35am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZophgwPXWacd

laugh-addict:

via laugh-addict

Source: imapervert
Notes: 65005 7/17/12 — 9:33am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZophgwPXWPVw
Source: princeszlali-inthisbitchh
Notes: 11058 7/17/12 — 9:33am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZophgwPXWMkk
gr4cie: been der hehehehe

gr4cie:

been der hehehehe

Source: bejal
High-res Notes: 189243 7/17/12 — 9:32am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZophgwPXWJs7
er-o-s: LOOK AT DAT PINK ASS DOLPHIN.  

er-o-s:

LOOK AT DAT PINK ASS DOLPHIN.  

Notes: 13238 7/17/12 — 9:32am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZophgwPXWGBd
vacationtomilan: Where I need to be.. :(

vacationtomilan:

Where I need to be.. :(

Source: pugking
High-res Notes: 10050 7/17/12 — 9:32am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZophgwPXWE3D
Source: michaelagwunobi
High-res Notes: 649 7/17/12 — 9:31am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZophgwPXWBjK
Source: menino-levado
Notes: 21576 7/17/12 — 9:30am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZophgwPXW3Ch
Source: alexseder
Notes: 139028 7/17/12 — 9:30am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZophgwPXW0xl
Source: horranhazza
Notes: 87914 7/17/12 — 9:30am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZophgwPXVz-g